A FELINE IN DESIGNER SHOEWEAR
Do you hate feeling lied to like Rachel hates breaks?
Do you loathe being misled down a shocking road of fingernails and palm trees?
Do you have a grudge against the whole ‘first impressions are the most lasting’ thing after being burned one too many times by people who initially seemed kind and wonderful, but turned out to be kittens in rain boots? (Nice for half an hour.)
Yes, you say?
Well. Be a good fellow and make room on the boat. I’d like to join you.
This is an incident concerning the greatest first-impression-deception of my adult life. Continue reading “First Impressions Are The Most Lasting – Until You’re Betrayed (Part 1/2)”